It is funny when a person asking another person "你最满意你身体的哪一个部份?" "Which part of your body are you most satisfied with?

and most of the time we heard answers like my hands..face..eyes..nose.. etc..

If you are clever.. just tell them "你看不到的部份" "Part which you can't see". 

I bet you will get priceless reaction and expression..LOL... 

I m talking about your brain here... 

How can you not like your brain when everyone else is dirty minded.. xDD HAHAHA...

~ Cold ~

Okay.. If you are not dirty minded.. Good! you should like your brain more.. Hahaha...

Wild

If you are stranded in a wild and harsh terrain, will u do anything and eat anything to survive?

I just love the survival series "Man vs Wild".. these survival skills might come in handy one day..lol.. u never know when u will need them..

but.. one thing is.. Bear Grylls EATS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING!!
Once, he saw a whip scorpion in a cave, and he was excited coz it was the biggest scorpion he saw since he hosted the series n he never ate one that was as big as that.. lol.. then he just grabbed it..and Tadaa!..he popped it into his mouth!! HOLY COW.. if u dunno how a whip scorpion looks like..google the image and u will scream WTF. It is a combination of spider and scorpion.. with long eerie legs.. = = I thought he just wanted to show the audience how a whip scorpion looks like.. didn't cross my mind he would eat it! coz it is big and impossible to swallow.. it is just.... "speechless". he looks like he is hungry and eager to eat a big lobster.. xDD

I really hope they pay him handsomely for this series..coz he is definitely WILD! hahaha.. not forgetting the water he drinks...those stuff he eats.. and the impossible actions he performs like jumping down from the waterfall.. maneuvering raft through rapids.. he is the real Ethan Hunt!!! Man..I just love Bear Grylls.. he is like a boss..! I strongly believe there is no one out there that will do those things like him. Although I know there are some other survival series..but in those series..they don't do things like Bear Grylls.. they basically have some limited supplies for them and they eat insects that are Hmm...quite common.. common in the way that u know they will eat them.. LOL..
Bear Grylls gives u this type of surprise.. like u never expect he will eat them.. hahaha... and he performs actions that are risky and u will only perform them if u r desperate to survive.. but for a host like him..he has no reasons to perform them as for one thing.. he is not stranded for REAL.. he just need to show you the skills to do them. He has the risk when performing them..although they do minimize the risk.

I must say Bear Grylls is damn professional.. F*** all those criticism that says the show is not real.. OF COZ THE SHOW IS NOT REAL U IDIOTS.. Bear Grylls is just there to present you how to survive.. not like he is stranded for real.. U MUST BE GLAD THAT U R LEARNING THESE SURVIVAL STUFF ON TV..  and for those that says Bear is being aided and being taught the survival tactics before filming.. AGAIN IDIOTS! OF COZ HE HAS TO BE AIDED! He is just a host... who do you think he is?

In fact, many people who were stranded or lost in wild terrain.. many of them didn't make it out alive! this series is to let u at least has some knowledge of how to face the situation when you are stranded one day. so u won't be despair when stranded and die in frustration... lol...the most important survival tips I learnt from this is.. always find a freshwater source.. and they teach you how to find one..

They should rename the series to "Wild Man vs Wild.." .. Bear Grylls is definitely wild.. Limit and risk is not in his dictionary..hahaha....
and credits also should be given to the crews that follow Bear. They are i think the best crews ever as they follow him on the risky and ultimate dangerous adventure.. xD plus they have to hold the heavy camera and follow Bear!

Damn.. another long grandmother story..two posts in one day.. no wonder nowadays I dun get people commenting on my blog.. hahaha... xD


Okay.. Ciao!

p.s. Bear name his youngest son Huckleberry.. Hahaha.... what a cute name.. xDD

The Bugatti Veyron. A piece of mechanical art. the ultimate super car ever created. Part airplane..part automobile. A masterpiece of engineering. Every man's dream car... lol..

I think for those that own it.. they must be billionaires! coz even a bolt from that car cost $100.. xD and if u run the car at full speed... the gas tank runs out in 12 minutes.. = = wtf.. but ya.. if u drive in urban area..u can't do it at top speed too..the top speed is almost 400km/h and 1001 horsepower! u can fly to heaven with that speed already.. Lol..
and not forgetting .. the cost for MAINTENANCE of the car.. changing of tires (a very unique tire specially crafted for Bugatti.).
so for people like us.. we can only dream or watch programs like "Ultimate Factory" to see how beautiful Bugatti Veyron is.. hahaha... and I m really jealous of those test drivers!


so.. ya.. I watch discovery channels.. national geographic.. and Man vs Wild these few days..
just watched Top Snipers yesterday.. hahah..... I wanted to be a sniper..I like the feeling of hiding and not being discovered then take out the enemy with one shot.. xDDD


Okay.. dats all for now.. holidays are coming to an end..fml.
Ciao!

There is time...

There is time when..
you are reading a book from your favourite author..
and a bottle of cold beer at your side..
...then you know this is what they called a holiday..

There is time when..
yesterday was Thursday..
and in the blink of an eye..today is Thursday again...
...then u understand there is not much time to live..

There is time when..
you missed an opportunity..
and there was no more second chance..
...then u know whatever lost is forever lost..

There is time when..
I am writing this..
and you are reading this..
...then we know we are completely wasting our life..

Lol..

HooYah! finally changed the template of the blog.. it looks kinda cool? simple? elegant? hahahaha...
but one thing I don't like about it is .. I can't find the sign in tab from my blog like the old one..
and all the gadgets are gone.
I have to sign in to have my reading list to follow others' blogs..
so.. IN CONCLUSION..I HATE THIS NEW CHANGE
Hahaha..
but ya..i think i will get use to it coz anyhow this new template is NICE.. xD

I love everything simple... HELL YEAH SIMPLE IS THE BEST!!


Movies I have watched these few days..either in theater or online streaming..
"The Muppets" - Best movie I have watched this year..
"Sherlock Holmes : A Game of Shadows" - Love it coz I love Sherlock Holmes..haha...huge fan..
"Tekken: Blood vengeance" - Hmm..It is shit! I stopped halfway..
"Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon" - The graphic is fantastic.. but storyline is SHIT!
"Captain America"- kinda okay.. don't really like it.. so it is SHIT!
"Tropic Thunder"-a kinda old movie..2008. but this movie is Hilarious! LOL.. Ben Stiller..Robert Downey and Jack Black! lol.. there is nothing more we could ask for..hahaha

Gonna watch Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol next week.. Hope it is good..coz the previous ones are good.. =D

Am reading the book Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton - my all time favourite author.. x( but he passed away in 2008 T__T  this was his second last book..but actually was the final book that was completed by him.. the other one is Micro..he completed 3/4 of it before he died.. and Richard Preston was chosen to complete it after. Will get Micro after I m done with Pirate Latitudes. hahaha..

I believe some of you might be wondering.. who is this Michael Crichton?
He wrote Jurassic Park! and many other great books like Congo, Andromeda Strain, Sphere, The Lost World (although it is the same name as the one by Arthur Conan Doyle, but it is a sequel to Jurassic Park), Airframe, Timeline, Prey (this is my favourite), and Next. These listed ones are the ones I have read. All are very good novels, especially showing the potential terrifying threats of scientific advances.. x)


Okay.. should stop here already.. this is a really lengthy post.. HAHAHA...
no one is interested in Sci-Fi.. you should probably have stopped writing after the "There is Time" stupid crap shit "poem".. lmao..
Alrite alrite..

Ciao!

stars and raindrops

Just like the stars that shine together..

and raindrops which eventually falls into the sea...

Sometimes...

if u keep walking...

u forgot where was ur starting line..

and where u r heading to..

this is what we called being lost...

Right now I m not lost yet..

but one thing I know for sure..

is that I start losing my sense of direction...

I shall find myself a new compass...

Whatever happens tomorrow, we've had today -movie "One Day".

I must say.. this is a beautifully sad movie... perfect one that reflects how everyone missed this one thing in life.. n when u realized this one thing is important and had became part of u.. it is all either too late or there is not much time left anymore.. x(

I just hate how the movie ended... it is so TRAGIC..! Damn.. T____T

n the way they parted goodbye at the last scene.. gosh...that is killing..

if after the last scene u re-watch the whole movie..crap.. that is total T__T..

n then u remembered the rain he mentioned at the starting.. n how it rains at the cafe window when the tragic happened... =(

This movie is a must watch for everyone.. =) one of the best..