Hahahaha... I bet everyone knows this fable.. if u dunno this story.. then I m "speechless".. xD
okay.. if u forgot what the fable tells.. here it is..
In short.. it is about a farmer found that his goose laid a golden egg..then became greedy as he grew rich n cut the goose open thinking that he can get all the golden eggs just to find nothing at all..
LOL.. one sentence story told! xD
After many years since the first time I read the story.. the next thing I have in mind is..
What a pathetic farmer.. if only he knew Genetics! LOL!!..
Crossbreed the golden goose man..! and we might still have golden eggs laying geese today.. HAHAHAHA....
Damn.. I m so a total nerd.. how can u after reading a children story.. the first thing that came into ur mind is Genetics?? wtf... xD
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Bee..Freedom..Nectar..
Having difficulties sleeping these days..and also ultimate difficulties to sleep more than 3 hours.. I dunno the reasons for that.. maybe I will start to grow long canine teeth...and drink blood. hahaha.... the other day I cut my finger while opening a goddamn can of tuna... I know it was wrong but the first thing I done was i started to suck on my deep wound bleeding finger.. LOL... n I found that my blood actually tastes GOOD.. FML.. xD mayb diabetes..(but it doesn't taste sweet..) HAHAHA...it tastes like rusty iron (yes..u get me..the heme group and Fe2+ shit) or mayb just the taste of the can zzZ... did I tell u i have a another liking - chewing metal? hahaha....
Did some Awesome-boring-to-death courses this summer... Developmental Biology..and some Organizational Behaviour shit.. hahahaha.... got the OB assignment today..due in one month... x( I dunno what to do since I m not a business...or commerce...or economics..or ya..I m just an average nerdy science students.. (sorry to those science students out there...yes! i m stereotyping.. LOL)
Provide consultation to an organization to improve its employee engagement to the organization.. hahahaha....that sounds like deep shit.. xD if u prefer to do it individually, u need 5-7 pages.. if u prefer to do it in group..u hav to write 8-10 pages..only one assignment needed to be handed in as a group. HAHAHA.... I already experienced group assignment last time and we did really well.. so.. mayb.. group? xD
but the rule is.. If u r in a group.. u cannot choose to do individually after that... u are MARRIED to everyone..HAHAHA.... that sounds like graveyard for the free soul..
I will put up a banner tomoro before the class... "WHO WANTS TO JOIN MICHAEL?" Hopefully everyone in the class sign up and the whole class only needs to hand in one assignment as a whole... hehehehehe..... that will be LEGEND! xD Yeap! I will try to get everyone sign up as a LARGE group...coz it is a greater deal rite? the lecturer only needs to mark one assignment...and the students only need to hand in one assignment as a class.. Win-Win situation.. xDDDD
Saw a bee in the bathroom yesterday... then saw it again this morning... it tried to get out from the window but too bad there is a net.. so.. I quickly closed the window... hopefully it won't starve to death at the space between longing for its freedom..with the summer breeze and the flowers blooming with sweet nectar.. T__T but I dun want to get stung.. I got stung by a celaka honey bee ten years ago and got a high fever n nearly died at a young age..ROFL..
= = this one is 2 times larger than the honey bee dat dare to sting me last 10 years.. Mayb it is a hornet or a drone bee (male). LOL.. u can call me evil...cruel... inhuman..chicken..sissy..shit-fag..coz letting a hornet starve to death.. but if I died coz stung by a hornet during shower... it will be so embarrassing...a disgrace to my name.. LMAO! hahahaha..!!
Btw..hornet doesn't feed on blood..it will starve to death anyway since our house only has dog shit and no honey...I just speed up its death.. Don't blame me T___T I m so sorry to its Queen waiting back in the nest.. but just get over it..n find urself a new masculine male hornet.. LOL!! No divorce needs to be filed coz this stupid hornet didn't get to bring home nectar since he flew into a house full of dogs..
Lol! As a matter of fact.. if it really is a drone bee (male).. then I have killed the innocent.. xD coz drone bee doesn't has stinger and is not aggressive.. only the female worker bees have stinger since it is part of their reproductive design.. but judging from its size..it is surely either a drone bee..or a wasp (include hornet)..or other species of bees that has larger body size than honey bees..like bumble bee and etc..
LOL! but still .. chances cannot be taken as it involves my life. xD yayayaya... I admit I juz chicken out and decided to protect myself.. T___T
Okay.. I made half of my blog involving bees and my repentance in starving it.. x(
I am so want to take Forensic Entomology or Insect Physiology... coz one thing.. I really have passion in bugs and insects.. LOL! if u dun believe me.. I spent my time reading books about bugs and insects when I was young since they have this thin monthly magazines for children with pictures of insects n their facts.. xD I juz snatched them from my cousins and read all of them.. lol...
but then.. I chicken out when I saw a bee in the bathroom.. FML..
Alrite.. I will check the window again tomoro.. if it really is dead.. T__T then I will bury it.. if it happened to escape .. then it is all good rite.. If it is still crawling..? Then I will leave it there.. HAHA... mayb there is a tiny hole or opening in the net.. T__T if not.. how did it get in at the first place? (Stop cheating urself Michael..u know it.. the bee came in through the door.. T__T )
WOAH! you really bloody could write so much crap... with only bee stories and ur summer courses.. u already wrote a 1.5 pages long essay..without double spacing.. zzZ !
Okay.. Ciao! Time to get back to the dark before the sun rises.. xD
Make sure u freaking read everything I wrote..if not.. I will bite you when u r not aware.. HAHAHAHA..... *evil laugh*
P.S. Damn... it is already 5am.. T_T still got 2 hours Bio lectures tomoro on Fertilization.. "sounds like fun"
Did some Awesome-boring-to-death courses this summer... Developmental Biology..and some Organizational Behaviour shit.. hahahaha.... got the OB assignment today..due in one month... x( I dunno what to do since I m not a business...or commerce...or economics..or ya..I m just an average nerdy science students.. (sorry to those science students out there...yes! i m stereotyping.. LOL)
Provide consultation to an organization to improve its employee engagement to the organization.. hahahaha....that sounds like deep shit.. xD if u prefer to do it individually, u need 5-7 pages.. if u prefer to do it in group..u hav to write 8-10 pages..only one assignment needed to be handed in as a group. HAHAHA.... I already experienced group assignment last time and we did really well.. so.. mayb.. group? xD
but the rule is.. If u r in a group.. u cannot choose to do individually after that... u are MARRIED to everyone..HAHAHA.... that sounds like graveyard for the free soul..
I will put up a banner tomoro before the class... "WHO WANTS TO JOIN MICHAEL?" Hopefully everyone in the class sign up and the whole class only needs to hand in one assignment as a whole... hehehehehe..... that will be LEGEND! xD Yeap! I will try to get everyone sign up as a LARGE group...coz it is a greater deal rite? the lecturer only needs to mark one assignment...and the students only need to hand in one assignment as a class.. Win-Win situation.. xDDDD
Saw a bee in the bathroom yesterday... then saw it again this morning... it tried to get out from the window but too bad there is a net.. so.. I quickly closed the window... hopefully it won't starve to death at the space between longing for its freedom..with the summer breeze and the flowers blooming with sweet nectar.. T__T but I dun want to get stung.. I got stung by a celaka honey bee ten years ago and got a high fever n nearly died at a young age..ROFL..
= = this one is 2 times larger than the honey bee dat dare to sting me last 10 years.. Mayb it is a hornet or a drone bee (male). LOL.. u can call me evil...cruel... inhuman..chicken..sissy..shit-fag..coz letting a hornet starve to death.. but if I died coz stung by a hornet during shower... it will be so embarrassing...a disgrace to my name.. LMAO! hahahaha..!!
Btw..hornet doesn't feed on blood..it will starve to death anyway since our house only has dog shit and no honey...I just speed up its death.. Don't blame me T___T I m so sorry to its Queen waiting back in the nest.. but just get over it..n find urself a new masculine male hornet.. LOL!! No divorce needs to be filed coz this stupid hornet didn't get to bring home nectar since he flew into a house full of dogs..
Lol! As a matter of fact.. if it really is a drone bee (male).. then I have killed the innocent.. xD coz drone bee doesn't has stinger and is not aggressive.. only the female worker bees have stinger since it is part of their reproductive design.. but judging from its size..it is surely either a drone bee..or a wasp (include hornet)..or other species of bees that has larger body size than honey bees..like bumble bee and etc..
LOL! but still .. chances cannot be taken as it involves my life. xD yayayaya... I admit I juz chicken out and decided to protect myself.. T___T
Okay.. I made half of my blog involving bees and my repentance in starving it.. x(
I am so want to take Forensic Entomology or Insect Physiology... coz one thing.. I really have passion in bugs and insects.. LOL! if u dun believe me.. I spent my time reading books about bugs and insects when I was young since they have this thin monthly magazines for children with pictures of insects n their facts.. xD I juz snatched them from my cousins and read all of them.. lol...
but then.. I chicken out when I saw a bee in the bathroom.. FML..
Alrite.. I will check the window again tomoro.. if it really is dead.. T__T then I will bury it.. if it happened to escape .. then it is all good rite.. If it is still crawling..? Then I will leave it there.. HAHA... mayb there is a tiny hole or opening in the net.. T__T if not.. how did it get in at the first place? (Stop cheating urself Michael..u know it.. the bee came in through the door.. T__T )
WOAH! you really bloody could write so much crap... with only bee stories and ur summer courses.. u already wrote a 1.5 pages long essay..without double spacing.. zzZ !
Okay.. Ciao! Time to get back to the dark before the sun rises.. xD
Make sure u freaking read everything I wrote..if not.. I will bite you when u r not aware.. HAHAHAHA..... *evil laugh*
P.S. Damn... it is already 5am.. T_T still got 2 hours Bio lectures tomoro on Fertilization.. "sounds like fun"
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Been thinking quite a lot these days.. guess when u start to age..u start to think all random unnecessary stuff.. hahaha.... Can't believe I m reaching 25 in "n" years (soon enough) and still I have no accomplishments yet.. LOL... saw a very good quote.. Do or Die is an old concept.. Do before Die is d new concept.. hahaha....
Am always interested in Greek history and shit like that... i juz dunno.. guess I m a down-to-shit-boring person xD I was searching for the song in King 2 Hearts (ya u heard me...korean drama LOL) "Ride of the Valkyries" (by Wagner a Romantic era composer..if I m not wrong) hehehehe.... and came across this History channel video on Youtube about The Battle of Thermopylae... best known as Last Stand of the 300.. hahaha.... Amazed at how Youtube always has unrelated videos linked together.. = =
Familiar of the word 300? yayaya... they made the movie of muscular men slashing in blood bath..
the video talks about the battle... I m amused by how 300 (actually a few thousands) is against thousands and thousands even millions (actual number is not known..but the Persians were estimated at a number of 300,000) of Persians armies.. anyway the significance of that battle is that it shows Greece as a whole, unified because Athens and Sparta at that time are two separated countries.. they came together in fending off the Persians at the Thermopylae Pass.. The Pass itself is a good military strategy too.. (actually there was combination of Navy and Land tactics and Navy defend played a very important part too but people just remember the 300 brave soldiers after that) lol...
Gosh.. I sound like a complete nerd here..
Sorry for a post on history.. hahahahaha......
U will probably ask me.. then why didn't u take Greek or Roman history courses in Summer?
Interested in ancient Greek and Roman mythology very much too..
Lol.. Hmm.. coz I dun want to kill my passion... enough said.. HAHAHA....
Addicted to Hard Rock songs again these days... too stress? lol...
Been listening AC/DC today whole day...and felt like I gonna burn the house down! coz it is so FARKING HOT (summer is near)!! THUNDERSTRUCK!! LOL!! xD
I listened to their songs and studied Bio today... Damn! I studied way trillion times better than in the library.. HAHAHAHA....FML...
Alrite... guess nothing to write anymore.. what another dull post again.. x(
Oh ya... hahhahaha.....
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! =)
Am always interested in Greek history and shit like that... i juz dunno.. guess I m a down-to-shit-boring person xD I was searching for the song in King 2 Hearts (ya u heard me...korean drama LOL) "Ride of the Valkyries" (by Wagner a Romantic era composer..if I m not wrong) hehehehe.... and came across this History channel video on Youtube about The Battle of Thermopylae... best known as Last Stand of the 300.. hahaha.... Amazed at how Youtube always has unrelated videos linked together.. = =
Familiar of the word 300? yayaya... they made the movie of muscular men slashing in blood bath..
the video talks about the battle... I m amused by how 300 (actually a few thousands) is against thousands and thousands even millions (actual number is not known..but the Persians were estimated at a number of 300,000) of Persians armies.. anyway the significance of that battle is that it shows Greece as a whole, unified because Athens and Sparta at that time are two separated countries.. they came together in fending off the Persians at the Thermopylae Pass.. The Pass itself is a good military strategy too.. (actually there was combination of Navy and Land tactics and Navy defend played a very important part too but people just remember the 300 brave soldiers after that) lol...
Gosh.. I sound like a complete nerd here..
Sorry for a post on history.. hahahahaha......
U will probably ask me.. then why didn't u take Greek or Roman history courses in Summer?
Interested in ancient Greek and Roman mythology very much too..
Lol.. Hmm.. coz I dun want to kill my passion... enough said.. HAHAHA....
Addicted to Hard Rock songs again these days... too stress? lol...
Been listening AC/DC today whole day...and felt like I gonna burn the house down! coz it is so FARKING HOT (summer is near)!! THUNDERSTRUCK!! LOL!! xD
I listened to their songs and studied Bio today... Damn! I studied way trillion times better than in the library.. HAHAHAHA....FML...
Alrite... guess nothing to write anymore.. what another dull post again.. x(
Oh ya... hahhahaha.....
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! =)
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
"Korlywood"
Believe it or not... I STUDIED right after lectures today.. HAHAHAHA..... okay.. well..i know.. I should be doing that coz I m a student.. nothing surprising.. lol..
but for a student that does everything last minute for the past 15 years.. it is SHOCKING! xD
Maybe I have nothing better to do so I study lor...
Hopefully I can keep up the spirit till next year.. xD
Hmm... don't know whether should write this here or not...
but.. anyway.. ok.. Not gonna tell it.. hahahaha.....
Although it is not my business since I have never met that person.. but after hearing that story.. = = I felt a little taken back.. haha... another "sad case" again.. haha...
Hmm... okay.. haha..
I have a little confidence that I m somehow a better person... LOL!!!
but can't deny.. I do have low self-esteem.. HAHAHA....
Been catching up with few korean dramas lately... WHAT THE SHIT?! Did u juz wrote korean dramaS??
hahaha.... ya.. Korean dramas!
Don't ask me why... I really don't know what the shit happened to me.. but I juz got hooked like others.. xD
Recently read a book called The Addicted Brain during my short break.. they listed a few addiction like INTERNET OVERUSE.. Drugs.. Alcohol.. and many more.. and the ways to cure d addiction..
They left out one.. Korean drama and idol groups.. ROFL!!!
I m certain there is no cure for it.. xD We have Hollywood.. Bollywood.. i think soon we shall have Korlywood.. hehehe!! (if u asked me why not Kollywood..hahaha...Ya..I googled it..and it means tamil cinema..hahahaha.... so..well.. we need another new word..) xD or maybe there is already a term for korean cinema.. Hmm..well.. if there is..I m so sorry.. do let me know.. xD
Alrite.. This is another boring yet absolutely-worth-ur-time post.. I m deeply sorry if u probably wasted 5 minutes of your life reading this piece of crap.. xD
But I can be damn sure... this 5 minutes made up for ur another 50 years (maybe more..maybe less xP )..coz it is worth it.. HAHAHA.....
but for a student that does everything last minute for the past 15 years.. it is SHOCKING! xD
Maybe I have nothing better to do so I study lor...
Hopefully I can keep up the spirit till next year.. xD
Hmm... don't know whether should write this here or not...
but.. anyway.. ok.. Not gonna tell it.. hahahaha.....
Although it is not my business since I have never met that person.. but after hearing that story.. = = I felt a little taken back.. haha... another "sad case" again.. haha...
Hmm... okay.. haha..
I have a little confidence that I m somehow a better person... LOL!!!
but can't deny.. I do have low self-esteem.. HAHAHA....
Been catching up with few korean dramas lately... WHAT THE SHIT?! Did u juz wrote korean dramaS??
hahaha.... ya.. Korean dramas!
Don't ask me why... I really don't know what the shit happened to me.. but I juz got hooked like others.. xD
Recently read a book called The Addicted Brain during my short break.. they listed a few addiction like INTERNET OVERUSE.. Drugs.. Alcohol.. and many more.. and the ways to cure d addiction..
They left out one.. Korean drama and idol groups.. ROFL!!!
I m certain there is no cure for it.. xD We have Hollywood.. Bollywood.. i think soon we shall have Korlywood.. hehehe!! (if u asked me why not Kollywood..hahaha...Ya..I googled it..and it means tamil cinema..hahahaha.... so..well.. we need another new word..) xD or maybe there is already a term for korean cinema.. Hmm..well.. if there is..I m so sorry.. do let me know.. xD
Alrite.. This is another boring yet absolutely-worth-ur-time post.. I m deeply sorry if u probably wasted 5 minutes of your life reading this piece of crap.. xD
But I can be damn sure... this 5 minutes made up for ur another 50 years (maybe more..maybe less xP )..coz it is worth it.. HAHAHA.....
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