Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Bee..Freedom..Nectar..

Having difficulties sleeping these days..and also ultimate difficulties to sleep more than 3 hours.. I dunno the reasons for that.. maybe I will start to grow long canine teeth...and drink blood. hahaha.... the other day I cut my finger while opening a goddamn can of tuna... I know it was wrong but the first thing I done was i started to suck on my deep wound bleeding finger.. LOL... n I found that my blood actually tastes GOOD.. FML.. xD mayb diabetes..(but it doesn't taste sweet..) HAHAHA...it tastes like rusty iron (yes..u get me..the heme group and Fe2+ shit) or mayb just the taste of the can zzZ... did I tell u i have a another liking - chewing metal?  hahaha....

Did some Awesome-boring-to-death courses this summer... Developmental Biology..and some Organizational Behaviour shit.. hahahaha.... got the OB assignment today..due in one month... x( I dunno what to do since I m not a business...or commerce...or economics..or ya..I m just an average nerdy science students.. (sorry to those science students out there...yes! i m stereotyping.. LOL)
Provide consultation to an organization to improve its employee engagement to the organization.. hahahaha....that sounds like deep shit.. xD if u prefer to do it individually, u need 5-7 pages.. if u prefer to do it in group..u hav to write 8-10 pages..only one assignment needed to be handed in as a group. HAHAHA.... I already experienced group assignment last time and we did really well.. so.. mayb.. group? xD
but the rule is.. If u r in a group.. u cannot choose to do individually after that... u are MARRIED to everyone..HAHAHA.... that sounds like graveyard for the free soul..

I will put up a banner tomoro before the class... "WHO WANTS TO JOIN MICHAEL?" Hopefully everyone in the class sign up and the whole class only needs to hand in one assignment as a whole... hehehehehe..... that will be LEGEND! xD Yeap! I will try to get everyone sign up as a LARGE group...coz it is a greater deal rite? the lecturer only needs to mark one assignment...and the students only need to hand in one assignment as a class.. Win-Win situation.. xDDDD

Saw a bee in the bathroom yesterday... then saw it again this morning... it tried to get out from the window but too bad there is a net.. so.. I quickly closed the window... hopefully it won't starve to death at the space between longing for its freedom..with the summer breeze and the flowers blooming with sweet nectar.. T__T but I dun want to get stung.. I got stung by a celaka honey bee ten years ago and got a high fever n nearly died at a young age..ROFL..
= = this one is 2 times larger than the honey bee dat dare to sting me last 10 years.. Mayb it is a hornet or a drone bee (male). LOL.. u can call me evil...cruel... inhuman..chicken..sissy..shit-fag..coz letting a hornet starve to death.. but if I died coz stung by a hornet during shower... it will be so embarrassing...a disgrace to my name.. LMAO! hahahaha..!!
Btw..hornet doesn't feed on blood..it will starve to death anyway since our house only has dog shit and no honey...I just speed up its death.. Don't blame me T___T I m so sorry to its Queen waiting back in the nest.. but just get over it..n find urself a new masculine male hornet.. LOL!! No divorce needs to be filed coz this stupid hornet didn't get to bring home nectar since he flew into a house full of dogs..

Lol! As a matter of fact.. if it really is a drone bee (male).. then I have killed the innocent.. xD coz drone bee doesn't has stinger and is not aggressive.. only the female worker bees have stinger since it is part of their reproductive design.. but judging from its size..it is surely either a drone bee..or a wasp (include hornet)..or other species of bees that has larger body size than honey bees..like bumble bee and etc..
LOL! but still .. chances cannot be taken as it involves my life. xD yayayaya... I admit I juz chicken out and decided to protect myself.. T___T

Okay.. I made half of my blog involving bees and my repentance in starving it.. x(
I am so want to take Forensic Entomology or Insect Physiology... coz one thing.. I really have passion in bugs and insects.. LOL! if u dun believe me.. I spent my time reading books about bugs and insects when I was young since they have this thin monthly magazines for children with pictures of insects n their facts.. xD I juz snatched them from my cousins and read all of them.. lol...
but then.. I chicken out when I saw a bee in the bathroom.. FML..


Alrite.. I will check the window again tomoro.. if it really is dead.. T__T then I will bury it.. if it happened to escape .. then it is all good rite.. If it is still crawling..? Then I will leave it there.. HAHA... mayb there is a tiny hole or opening in the net.. T__T if not.. how did it get in at the first place? (Stop cheating urself Michael..u know it.. the bee came in through the door.. T__T )


WOAH! you really bloody could write so much crap... with only bee stories and ur summer courses.. u already wrote a 1.5 pages long essay..without double spacing.. zzZ !

Okay.. Ciao! Time to get back to the dark before the sun rises.. xD
Make sure u freaking read everything I wrote..if not.. I will bite you when u r not aware.. HAHAHAHA..... *evil laugh*

P.S. Damn... it is already 5am.. T_T still got 2 hours Bio lectures tomoro on Fertilization.. "sounds like fun"

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